( To the tune of Silver Bells)
Sing to the tune of "Silver Bells"
Dirty elbows, stinky armpits
Muddy kneecaps you see
In the air there’s aromas of children.
Crusty faces, sticky fingers,
Lots of gummy toe jam,
and from the mother of boys you will hear…
“Tubby time, tubby time,
It’s tubby time for the little guys”
Hear the water going bloop bloop bloop
I smell poop.
Those bubbles are burning my eyes!