Once a great man of intelligence
Grew rich selling rides on his elephants.
Though you couldn’t go far
As you would in a car,
He was famous for pachyderm elegance.
In the town of New Delhi the drunk
Was filled with good cheer and some spunk.
He said to the man
Bet your elephants can
Play a tune with those bells on their trunks.
Now this elephant man from New Delhi
Was wealthy, but also quite smelly.
Although glamorous be
My nostrils prefer a new chevy